A variation of flirtationship.
The clear evidence of sex being linked, and fired by the mind!
The combination of "sternomastoid" (a muscle in the neck) "Sterno" (canned heat)
& masturbation or one who does it ("iod", as opposed to "ter")!
"Light a Can of Playboy Sterno under that boy! He's on fire with a sternomasturbatiod passion!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'