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The act of defecating on a girl's back, drawing a map of the world with said feces, and using your ejaculate as the polar ice caps. Only to be done on the dirtiest of whores. Not suggested on a loved one (unless they're into that).
Dude, I met this girl at the bar who turned out to be a gutter rat and told me to give her a Steamy Cartesian!
by Rusty Manhammer July 06, 2017
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