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stealth whale 

A Stealth whale is a person who hides their weight problem with "trick" photography.

They will post a photo of themselves from a high angle and will make attempt to push breasts up, under their chin.
When I saw her photo, I recognized her as a stealth whale.
stealth whale by Lazlo2 August 20, 2011
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stealth whale 

When a slutty fat girl uses the " Myspace/facebook " Camera pose to make herself look thin, but in reallity shes a beast !
Beki Eaton Is a stealth whale

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Whale Surfacing

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stealth whale by Stealthwhaler August 14, 2011

Stealth Whale 

The act of a person swimming in a pool, going underwater and swimming towards someone without them noticing. When you get near your target you launch yourself out of the water, as a whale would when breaching, and then dissapear back into the water.
BOOM, you have just been stealth whaled!
Dude, did you see that, Duncan just pulled the Stealth whale on Hayley...she did not know what hit her.
Stealth Whale by Dean Malone March 26, 2009

Stealth whale 

Stealth Whale: Girls online that take only head shots. They look fit. But when you meet them well more size 20 than 12 😂. Watch out for them. Warn as many men as you can. These stealth whales are tempting poor males into dates with great online photos and turn up not looking anything like the picture. ... it's a crime. Be stealth whale aware.
My friend went on a date, it didn't go well, unfortunately she was a stealth whale.
Stealth whale by Las79 August 2, 2017

Stealth Whale 

like a ninja

but just a whale
wow dude that was almost as stealthy as a stealth whale
Stealth Whale by stealthwaffle September 22, 2017
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