n.; the state of someone who is not sweet; someone who does not possess bro status or G status.
Guy #1: "I'm gonna do homework instead of hitting up the party."
Guy #2: "Dude...no status."
by Col. Hans Landa September 28, 2011
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Statued - being so stoned/high you cannot move, like a statue.
1. Tommy just hit the bong and got statued.
2. "Bro I smoked so much I can't move, I'm statued dude."
by LocalDopePeddler August 31, 2014
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A statue is a sculpture, representing one or more people or animals (including abstract concepts allegorically represented as people or animals), free-standing (as opposed to a relief) and normally full-length (as opposed to a bust) and at least close to life-size, or larger.

A small statue, usually small enough to be picked up, is called a statuette or figurine, while one that is more than twice life-size is called a colossal statue.

The definition of a statue is not always clear-cut; equestrian statues, of a person on a horse, are certainly included, and in many cases, such as a Madonna and Child or a Pietà, a sculpture of two people will also be.
Statues have been produced in many cultures from prehistory to the present; the oldest known statue dating to about 30,000 years ago. The world's tallest statue, Spring Temple Buddha, is 128 metres (420 ft), and is located in Lushan County, Henan, China.
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You have What they call A-Status. Non Like G-Status which is normally used in everyday life when someone is "Pimpin' tha Pen". But A-Status is Given by god to one of the few females that are a Ride-or-die chick. A female that is 'here to stay'.
(Ex.1) Rick James asks, "Damn. Is that a Dime?"
God answers, "No my good Sir. She's one of the few Female companions, that still have A-Status."

(‎Ex.2)A real girlfriend doesn't complain while her boyfriend is on his PS3 She sits there and yells "Omg kill him bby" :)
by xXSukMeDryXx April 21, 2011
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a word used to describe something..usally goes after an adjective
Ex.1

Max: yo John your fro looks crazy status today

Ex.2

John: whoaa that girl is amazingg status :O !


Ex.3

Max: do you have change for a 100$ bill?

John: lol you must be crazy bro..i'm not rich status
by asdf;lkjasdf;lkjasdf;lkj February 4, 2009
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a way of measuring how much the man you are...Can be gained by doing many things for instance: pulling bitches, coming through in the clutch, saying something extremely funny, doing something slick, or punking someone.
See also: G status, punking, loss of status,pimp status, status holder
Behemoth:awww yo dog that bitch just forced you to lean back kyle"
All:"Awww man Status lost"

the deez: "Dude i just shanked that wack dinosaur-lookin bitchs alcohol"
kai: "word gain of status man"
by The Deez May 25, 2006
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The opposite of the status quo. Not up to par on society's opinion of how things should be. Uncool, or just downright lame.

Anything that can be criticized as being the opposite of trendy or in-style. Often used by critics to judge the latest films, fashion-styles, pieces of literature, products, etc.
Boy: "Hey, do you want to go see that new movie that just came out?"
Girl: "The cheesy one? I heard critics gave it a status no. Must be really lame."

Samantha: "Did you see what she was wearing at the party Saturday night?"
Hannah: "Yeah, she looked like a trashy wannabe! Her outfit was SUCH a status no."
by StatusGo December 11, 2011
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