n. White noise. The white and black flakey crap that comes up on your television when you don't get a certain channel.
"Just turn off the TV. All it's showing is static."
by Andiepants February 22, 2006
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something thats fresh, dope
those new kicks are static
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What is with the staticity of my hair today?
by Kay Si February 7, 2008
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sometimes used in place of the word status, especially in urban areas where speech may not be as clearly defined when talking
It take alot to get to this static baby! See you at the top!
by don juan II January 31, 2010
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it is what you hear on radios or see on old analog televisions, it can be used as white noise but sometimes it can be annoying
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To enjoy the company of friends and peers whilst doing nothing or achieving nothing.

Can be associated with: chillin', hanging-in.
"Let's all stay in and just static cruise."
"Yeah, that sounds cool."
...
"What did you do last night?"
"Nothing much. Just some Static Cruising."
by Dunc-The-Hunk February 11, 2010
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Extremely fast, yet confused thoughts running through a mind in a deep state of stress. Similar to the static on a television: it moves fast, but it makes no sense at all.
I've been unable to relax or think properly lately. Too much mind static.
by Le French (again) December 9, 2008
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