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State Penn 

When you go to Pennsylvania but you're not happy about it. The implication is that it is like a prison sentence.
I'd rather stay in New York but I have to go to the State Penn this weekend.
State Penn by Nathan Tiberius September 7, 2007

State Penis 

State Penis. More sexy then Tricycle Penis Boat. Its a gender. Very, VERY sexy. Holy shit thats fucking sexy .. goddamn!
"Hey bro I think I'm State Penis."

"Me too. BESTIES!! #SLAY!!!!"
State Penis by ImGayButGay October 24, 2022

State penatentury hot pocket supreme 

Deficating in a sock and masterbating into it. Afterward the biggest douch on the jail block is selected and blanket partied. This sends the clear message that everyone is tired of their shit. Best paired with the Tallahassee gas mask to maximize the message of community disdain.
The cell block served Big John with a state penatentury hot pocket supreme last night because he was a major douche bag. Using a shit and cum filled sock big john was served a state penatentury hot pocket supreme while he was sleeping.

Poundtown State Penitentiary 

Where you're going if you cook the books in New York State.
No Donald, you may not pardon yourself in New York State.

You are going to Poundtown State Penitentiary

Don't drop the soap in the prison shower.

Penn State Behrend 

Located in north-western Pennsylvania, this branch campus offers a variety of majors/minors to a generally unmotivated student body.

The school receives an annual snow fall of 30 to 40 feet which begins approximately 45 minutes after the blistering heat ends in August. The focal point of the campus is the amazing physics phenomena which requires students to walk uphill to and from class.

Around 65% of the students are 5th year seniors thanks to the grand engineering scheduling structure. On a more positive note, the school offers a male to female ratio of about 6 to 1 which is more balanced than years past. However, with this increase in female population comes a steep rise in bitch.

The food options for Behrend are limited to dobbins (home of the dobbins dash), Bruno's, and the always lovely Hungry Howie's. Without the latter, the entire student body would certainly starve to death or resort to cannibalism.

Overall, Penn State Behrend is absolutely the greatest school anyone could ever go to because amazing crazy things always happen (pop secret). If you can tunnel through the snow and bull shit, its not all that bad of a place to live.
Penn State Behrend was the only school I applied to, but unfortunately i got in.
Penn State Behrend by NDKalltheway November 6, 2009