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stalker douche 

This guy that used to lead you on but then went totally crazy once you bailed. Now he IMs you constantly and send you random pictures of himself... and his kid... and dog... even a nude. He talks about all his sexual conquests hes had since you, but he still thinks about you... all the time. He's psycho and weird and you think he might actually murder you if you don't leave state... or the country.
Oh God. Stalker douche is back.

Shit... Stalker douche is blowing up my facebook since I unblocked him.
stalker douche by phoenix437 January 8, 2015

Stalker dial 

When an individual repeatedly rings your mobile phone within a short period of time for unnecessary and facetious reasons.
Why’s he stalker dialling me? He’s rang me more times than I’ve had Sunday dinners. Fucking melter!
Stalker dial by 3pips May 3, 2018

Dry Stalker 

A person who has previously had no connections through social media that suddenly made accounts to specifically stalk someone they like.
Dude, Bimal is such a Dry Stalker, he only made an account to stalk Bryanna
Dry Stalker by LickyBB December 3, 2016

Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome

When someone browses the Facebook photos of his/her "friends" because he/she's bored and finds them doing fun things. As a result, with each click or wall scroll he/she becomes increasingly convinced that he/she should be doing those things with those people, and he/she forgets that he/she is not an important part of any of their lives. After realizing the former statement, the stalker becomes depressed.
Last summer I had nothing to do because all of my real friends were away or had jobs, so instead I stayed inside all day and suffered from Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome because that cute asian girl from my art class kept uploading beach pics.

Swamp Donkey Stalker 

A desperate, lonely and often times disturbed man that cruises the bars in northern Minnesota hoping to find swamp donkeys. He then gets drunk and tries to get noticed for a night of skanky ass, lowest form of sex with these beasts while he self pleasures his own ass!
Hey Ryan, look at that Ginger over there. I think he is trying to get fucked by that Swamp Donkey! He is a Swamp Donkey Stalker! I know Jobe, he can't catch a break ! All those years of being picked last in kickball has made him desperate for attention. Damn, his ass must be as wide as the Grand Canyon by now!
Swamp Donkey Stalker by 3$K August 5, 2017

Doctor Stalker 

A christian beadles music video: one who watches one from a distance
Doctor Stalker by jhdajfnsfs July 31, 2011