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St. Bernard

Noble beast, known for saving men from avalanches and giving excellent legal advice.
“As your attorney, I advise you to accept the plea bargain. My fee is twenty pounds of Eukanuba.” —A St. Bernard.
St. Bernard by IkevlarI April 17, 2010

St. Bernard

A company that sells the St. Bernard iPrism software to schools and companies. This iPrism software is the main reason why you can't go on the fun web sites like games if you are at work or at school. Sometimes that iPrism software blocks web sites that shouldn't even been blocked in the first place. View and hated by many as schools and companies way of censoring the web.
(Insert name of school) High School's St. Bernard iPrism software just blocked urbandictionary.com today because of (profanity, entertainment).
St. Bernard by Silent Greg April 30, 2004

St. Bernard

"Being St. Bernarded" is a verb used to describe the act of attempting to access a website that is blocked by St. Bernard. It is also used as an adjective referring to said website.
"Aww hell, I've just been St. Bernarded!"

"Dude, you totally just got St. Bernarded."

"Way to send me a survey that's St. Bernarded, ya jackass."
St. Bernard by Race February 16, 2005

St. Bernard

Some variation of cock piercing. Distant memory of its use--origins uncertain.
Ouch! Convalescing from the St. Bernard mutilation.
St. Bernard by Logos2001 May 12, 2025

St. Bernard's School 

St. Bernard's School is one of the most prestigious prep schools in New York City. St. Bernard's is one of the most rigorous and challenging schools in New York City, and has a fantastic high school placement, sending students to such schools as Andover, Deerfield, Trinity, Hotchkiss, Dalton, Taft, Riverdale, Lawrenceville, and St. George's. The school also has a fantastic sports program, besting other private schools such as Buckley, Saint David's, Collegiate, Trinity, and Allen Stevenson. With a dedicated and hardworking staff, St. Bernard's is a unique and fantastic school giving many kids of diverse backrounds a great education.
St. Bernard's School
St. Bernard's School by jehminer August 10, 2009

St. Bernard Sandwich 

When you slobber into a girl's ass cheeks like a St. Bernard dog, then you squeeze her cheeks together.
Man, I was trying to give that girl a St. Bernard Sandwich, then she ripped ass in my face.