St Skeletor's Day

Created by comedian Richard Herring, St Skeletor's Day falls on February 15th (the day after valentine's day) every year as a separate celebration for all the bitter lonely single people who didn't get cards the day before, or on any valentine's day ever.

Adam: Did you get any St Valentines Day cards?
Teela: No, I celebrate St Skeletor's day.
Adam: Did you get any St Skeletor's Day cards?
Teela: ...no.

St Skeletor's Day by steve_rogers_is_dead September 27, 2007

St Paul’s academy 

A school in south east London ran by some shithead known as miss malone. The place it toxic and by the time you’re done with it, you’d be even dumber.

Bob:What school do yu go?

John:St paul’s academy

Phill: raaa that place is the definition of shit 🤣

Bob: truss miss malone looks like a cantaloupe

John: you man are just being dickheads

Bob: how?

Phill: nah but on a real g, I don’t know who in the almighty fucks let that dumbass woman take over a school

Bob: I can’t tell if they were drunk or sober when they made that decision 😂

John: you man are just waffling now

St Paul’s academy by My name Jeff 🥴 August 26, 2019

St Mary's Cathedral College

Quite literally a cement prison. 1/3 of the school is gay or bi but too scared to admit it. They either stare at their homie's ass or the teacher's ass. Every student from year 9+ has more hormones than 5 standard male adults.

The school although in close proximity to Sydney Grammars, lacks everything they have, such as functional toilets. Every second week a toilet is stuffed with toilet paper. Or the door is broken because some kid kicked it down while shouting "FBI open up", while their friend is taking a shit or pissing. The school can recite the Angelus off by heart, but it can't recite the multiplication table, no matter how hard they try. The school cares more about whether the students are wearing black or white socks more than anything.

The whole school either has a new MacBook or a new gaming laptop to play their Summertime Saga on. They think they can stop students from accessing social media at school, when everyone has a VPN.

And yes, St Mary's Cathedral College is the school that had a principal arrested for Child abuse charges. And the religion teachers deny George Pell's wrongdoing and get all riled up every time they hear his name. The only notable alumni since the school was established in 1824 is Albanese who still can't win against Scomo, Although bragging about being the oldest Catholic school in Australia, they are second, after Parramatta Marist. So I don't know where they are getting this false information from.

Person 1: Who's that kid slapping his friend's ass?
Person 2: Probably a St Mary's Cathedral College student

Person 1:Who's failed science test is that?
Person 2: A St Mary's student probably

Person 1: Who's that sexist, racist pig?
Person 2: Pretty obviously a St Mary's student

Person 1: Who's that virgin looking clown?
Person 2: St Mary's student for sure.

St Mary's Cathedral College by Cathedral man April 28, 2022

CHIJ St Theresa's Convent 

CHIJ St Theresa's Convent is the the home of hotties. Known for their good hockey team and great suffering in sports CCAs (etc Track and Field #NopainNogame), they are also known for their absolutely hardworking students. Theresians are very kind and once they get to know you more they can be quite fun to be with. They may sometimes seem cold on the outside but inside they are 101% hotter than your ex. If you ever wanna find one just go Tiong or Vivo can already. (Legend says, their toilets are filled with posters of baby feet and they even have an STC toilet review Instagram page...)

"Sialah! Why got so many blue ghosts at Tiong! Must be those ah girl from CHIJ St Theresa's Convent."

CHIJ St Theresa's Convent by Mr Rickz August 21, 2021

st mary's cbgs 

Shithole. Beware of this one. Pedophiles and horny classroom assistants are around every corner

West Belfast, Glen Road, St mary's cbgs

st mary's cbgs by iambatmanorami November 22, 2013

St Mary's Catholic College Casino 

This is a school that has the principal been removed by the fellow students. The students have elected one of their own as the principal... Chingynot. This school is the first in the world to have a student as a principal.

The school consists of lack of life and a thrill of boringness. That is why the principal has been elected out by a fellow student.

Damn St Mary's got a new principal that is a student?! WHAAATTT???!!!! St Mary's Catholic College Casino have made the right move.

St Mary's Catholic College Casino by srddd June 17, 2020

St Augustine's Syndrome 

The phenomenon of people condemning vices they have indulged in themselves already, and since given up. Inspired by the _Confessions_ of Augustine (417 CE), in which Augustine describes his career path and then denouces the things he did to get to where he is.

WHY IT'S BAD

With SAS, the perpetrator has received the BENEFITS of a particular vice. It could consist of sleeping one's way to the top, or lying a lot, or getting divorced, or indulging a vice until it gets tiresome. At that point the perpetrator makes a big display out of quitting the vice and condemning it publicly. It's like climbing a ladder out of a ditch and then pulling the ladder up so others can't get out of the ditch; and to add insult to injury, the perpetrator ridicules the desire to use the ladder.

Like other forms of hypocrisy, it's destructive because it enforces stupid social codes. If the social codes were right all along, then the perpetrator should not get off the hook for violating them, but, in effect, he gets praise for having done so (and having "kicked the habit"). If the codes were wrong, then they should be confronted . And finally, it's bad because it creates a meritocracy of bullshit.

A good example of St Augustine's Syndrome is Doctor Laura Schlessinger, the evangelical talk radio host who climbed her way to the top, divorced, and then renounced feminism. Many putative sages are famous for having had, earlier in their lives, immense amounts of sex with numerous partners, only to renounce the ways of the flesh and denounced materialistic society.

St Augustine's Syndrome by Abu Yahya March 21, 2010