Squissing

Squatting and pissing at the same time. Mainly done by inebriated females in bar parking lots, drive ways, bushes or near an IHOP, Waffle House or Denny's in the tri-state area.

"Look at that drunk ho squissing in my yard!"
"She got so drunk, she squissed on Dan's cat cause she thought it was a rug!"
"Hey baby, hold up cause I gotta squiss behind this tree."

by Rala January 18, 2009

Stop Squirting September

September is the month that females must not squirt at all. Like No Nut November but for girls

I’m participating in Stop Squirting September

by USOAv6 November 1, 2018

Squirting Turtles

To take a crap. End of story.

"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."

by CaWe March 20, 2004

Shissing

When you have such bad diarrhea that it feels like your pissing out of your asshole; shitting piss.

Ugh, I was shissing yesterday because of the flu

by LeatherHunterman February 6, 2019

squidging

when you're hugging someone, and for a moment you hold them tighter, you're squidging them

"So i was hugging her, and she said something cute, so i squidged her"

by peachstar June 24, 2005

soft squishing

Verb: to have sex without an erection

"Hey, you hear about David and Megan?
Yeah, he's impotent so he ended up soft squishing it"

by Mrspud97 May 15, 2015

snissing

Common in pregnant women, it's when you sneeze and piss at the same time.

I need to get used to snissing, now that I am 6 months pregnant.

by tahoegrasshopper January 28, 2015