The name derives from the popular Pokemon, Squirtle. The act of squirtling entails squirting either warm or cool water with your mouth onto your partner's genitalia for sexual gratification.
Nerd 1: Hey man, I tried Squirtling last night with my girlfriend. She loved it!
Nerd 2: No way, I asked if we could try Charizarding and my girlfriend went to bed without giving me any action. I'll try to ask for Squirtling next time!
Nerd 2: No way, I asked if we could try Charizarding and my girlfriend went to bed without giving me any action. I'll try to ask for Squirtling next time!
by annarky June 16, 2015
When he's laying back after conquering your fuck box with a smirk on his face and you climb over him, with cum in your pussy, and go Squirt Squirt all over this face.
by LitTitties July 22, 2019
The act of eating out a girl, then as she cums catch it in your mouth and then spit it all over her face. When you're done yell you don't have enough badges to train me.
Amanda asked why Charlie had a handprint on his face. He replied that he was squirtling a girl last night.
by MeowDaddy69 April 26, 2016
a young species of pokemon that can only prematurley ejaculate, but as they evolve they will be able to squirt their pokejizz further.
the gansta muthafukn squirtle evolved into a blastoise and shot his pokesperm in the charzards face. super effective cumshot!
by nevrsay nigg*r October 18, 2011
The act of lighting your pubes on fire and having your girl put the fire out with her cum while she shoots bubbles out of her anus. (The reverse act of charizarding)
After I charizarded my slam piece last night she began squirtling me until bubbles filled the janitors closet
by Douggernuts June 22, 2017
Onomatopoeia: Sound made from blood rushing from a severe injury, such as a gunshot, sword slash, etc. This is generally accompanied by hand gestures showing origin and volume of blood spray proportionate to the severity of the injury.
The paladin screamed "For great justice!" He swung his sword, cutting the demon's head off. Squirtle! <hand gesture from the neck, heading away.>
by That guy, you know? October 19, 2011
by Ann ugamalooga April 14, 2004