Squidward

yeah he is epic

Yooo you look like squidward

by Itsyaboiratinasock235 May 19, 2020

Squidward

When a Guy put his balls on his eyes and his dick on her nose now she’s squidward

Damn bro I hit her with the squidward last night

by Mlavelle November 7, 2021

Squidward

When the male tucks his balls and penis between their legs having it stick out from the back to receive oral stimulation (ie sucking his dick from the back) as it resembles the Spongebob character Squidward’s eyes and nose.

“She gave me that squidward last night bro”

by Havoc.angel42 July 17, 2021

Squidward

Someone who hates everyone and everything; an outcast.

John: "Hey look at Joey! He's not talking."
Michael: "Yeah, he's such a Squidward."

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 25, 2022

Squidward Wins

A brutal deconstruction fanfiction where Squidward Tentacles finally gets the amazing life that he's always dreamed of by getting sweet revenge on the people who make every day of his life a living hell.

"Squidward Wins" is a favorite of many Squidward fans.

by Someone who kinda exists November 24, 2021

squidward brunt

Sore loser

"Stop being such a squidward brunt, get over it!"

by Longlivedobby November 27, 2016