the most divine creature under the sea; he used to be ugly before his cosmetic surgery; a smoking hot person with a greek god physique.
by JustPeachy07 January 19, 2010
One person yells "ayo squidward check!"
Then everyone else gives their breathiest, most upsetting, male moan as loud as they can into the microphone.
Then everyone else gives their breathiest, most upsetting, male moan as loud as they can into the microphone.
by naftin December 29, 2021
by pproblemm April 1, 2020
The condition in which someone has a bald head and big nose, resembling Squidward Tentacles. Depression and narcissism are not necessary but may be present as well.
Person: Jeff's depression is starting to worry me.
Me: I'm not worried. It's a classic squidward complex.
Me: I'm not worried. It's a classic squidward complex.
by Jamesican May 24, 2015
When a man fists a woman's anus and pulls out too fast, causing a large case of anal prolapse that resembles squidward's nose.
"Dude I accidentally gave my girlfriend an inward squidward last night and now she won't talk to me."
by ffdp February 2, 2017
by Moisesisreallygood November 6, 2020
When you put a used condom on yours or someone elses nose. It will resemble Squidward from the show Spongebob Squarepants.
I gave him a Dirty Squidward while he was sleeping. The smell woke him up then knocked him back out.
by psychonirvanafan May 30, 2010