Squeezing a Muppet Share definition Flag Shitting in different colors.... ex: green, pink, blue, etc. John: Damn I am squeezing a muppet. I don't even know if that looked normal.Andy: John, you should visit a doctor about that. Squeezing a Muppet by pookabear July 13, 2011 Get the Squeezing a Muppet mug.