For some reason this person thinks that they put fear into the minds of others, even though in reality they just make people laugh so much that their sides hurt. A squeaker is also the thing in rubber ducks that makes them go squeak squeak because that is exactly what they sound like. I kid you not, there is no difference between the two noises. When an attempt to tell you off is put forth, it is physically impossible to not laugh in their face, and it pains a person to hold in their laughter. I'm talking to you T-Bob. Just kidding I don't know a T-Bob.
As the squeaker told off Luke, every single person the room was in pain whilst trying to hold in their cackling.
by sonicthescrewdriver February 8, 2015
n. A high-pitched sound emanating from the anus, most often caused by failed efforts to suppress the expulsion of flatus.
Even though he pulled hard on the sides of the chair and lifted his feet, the fart blew out as a long, loud, squeaker, dashing any hopes of a second date with her.
by Handsome McGoo November 17, 2011
A little kid who is yelling over the mic about he or she got rekt in a video game (Mostly Black Ops 20) and starts challenging people to a 1v1. When roasted, their comebacks will mostly about the Roaster's mom and or bitch. Beware- Their voices are extremely annoying. . .
Player: *Kills Squeaker*
Squeaker: Hey that's hacking bro!
Player: All I did was point and shoot
Squeaker: *Intensely high voice* 1V1 ME BRO. SNIPERS ONLY! I WILL 360 NO SCOPE YOUR ASS
Player: . . . Yo8u can't even sign onto Disney.com without parent's permission. STFU.
Squeaker: I AM A FaZe CLAN MEMBER! I WILL SHOOT YOU ASS AND YOUR MOM!
Player: . . . . Sit the fuck down son
Squeaker: *Squeaking intensifies and is comprehensible*
Player: *Reports*
Squeaker: Hey that's hacking bro!
Player: All I did was point and shoot
Squeaker: *Intensely high voice* 1V1 ME BRO. SNIPERS ONLY! I WILL 360 NO SCOPE YOUR ASS
Player: . . . Yo8u can't even sign onto Disney.com without parent's permission. STFU.
Squeaker: I AM A FaZe CLAN MEMBER! I WILL SHOOT YOU ASS AND YOUR MOM!
Player: . . . . Sit the fuck down son
Squeaker: *Squeaking intensifies and is comprehensible*
Player: *Reports*
by KpopCasanova December 25, 2016
A kid (Usually a on Call of Duty) who has a squeaky voice or screams a lot they are commonly 9 year old kid who talk shit when they are winning or sucking ass at a game.
by TheRealACG May 11, 2016
1. A deadly "silent but violent" manifestation of a fart usually containing a high-pitched, clinched sphincter utterance. 2. The leading cause of death in church and movie theaters.
by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003
An idiotic insult used mainly by people on the internet which, in summary is just discriminating against those who haven't gone through puberty yet. This is mainly used by people who have gone through puberty already whom are also huge hypocrites as they were once squeakers as well. TL;DR, it is an idiotic insult used on the internet discriminating against pretty much a wide percentage of the gamer community. You shouldn't use it.
"YOU SQUEAKER BRO LOLLL UR BALLS HAVENT EVEN DROPPED YET LMAOOO I MAY BE 14 BUT I WENT THRU PUBERTY AND U HAVENT SO HAHAHAHAH IM SOMEHOW BETTER THAN YOU NOW HAHAHAHAHAAHA" - Discriminatory idiot on the internet
by SenpaiDeadly April 12, 2020