squatter squad

the coolest squad in the land. so exclusive that there is no point in even trying to join, because they are very picky. They throw the most turnt parties and get too turnt also.

Karen: Who is that group of people over there?
Jen: That's Squatter Squad.

by idgafimanon September 8, 2015

night squatter

A person who likes to squat in the middle of the night.

Ex: I think my brother is a night squatter!

by ItIsAfroyo May 26, 2016

Squatter-fall

The orgasmic act of squirting pussy juice into a bowl of choice whilst squatting.

Lady: hurry up im cumming

Gentleman: ditch the bowl baby I'm gonna drink from under your squatter-fall.

by Manshorts March 22, 2017

Squatter

Someone at the gym who sits on the equipment and just looks at their phone.

That dude is just a squatter, why is he here?

by John525 December 27, 2022

Squatter

(noun)...Looks, acts, smells and is the native Texan, Lizandro Martinez. See also: narcissist (noun), sociopath (noun), emotionally disabled and/or selfish loser

Oh, I know that squatter, he stayes at my place a while and slept with me but then told me he didn't love me, wouldn't pay rent and wouldn't go away

by Nabeelcloud December 1, 2016

squatter

A small or foreign car older model low to the ground. Economy vehicle. You gotta squat to get in and out of whip.

Girl Rayshawn got a job finally got a squatter to get around in.
Somebody hit my squatter, and kept going. Damn!

by New2me2 January 19, 2018

Squirter Squatter

A lesbian or lesbian couple who occupies a residence without the homeowner's permission.

I came back from my vacation and found a couple of squirter squatters in my house.

We should totally Squirt Squat in this abandoned house.

by River Stone March 4, 2022