Spruced

To be touched inappropriately by a tall, skinny, white man.

I was walking down and alley and I was Spruced

by LemonShake32 April 26, 2023

Spruced

To be touched inappropriately by a tall skinny guy

I was walking down an alley and someone spruced me

by LemonShake32 April 25, 2023

spruce

spruce n. or adj.
a slightly more highclass word for cool

cool = filler in a sentence
spruce = mhm, i hear ya and think that what you are saying is beyond average cooldom

"hey man i just banged joe's mom"
"that's cool"

"hey man i just banged joe's hot bisexual sister"
"spruce"

by Badass mutha fucka December 8, 2005

spruce

a kind of tree

I love that spruce over there. It's so green.

by Ellara Strongheart June 30, 2020

spruce

someone who has been outcast by the adolescent society by an act of humiliation (or 'sprucing').
Order of Spruce:
Spruce McGinty - lil bit of a Spruce
Spruce McGriggins - more of a Spruce (eg. ugly person workin in mcdonalds)
Spruce Baily - average Spruce
Spruce McGoy - Big Spruce (total twat)
SPRUCE MCDUFF - ULTIMATE WANKSTAIN!!

omd, that dude over there is a total spruce McGinty

by Scrote Bag June 9, 2003

spruce

The Spruce, The Spruzla or The Spruce Moose are forms to describe a small shantytown where the consumption of dakka takes place on at least a twice daily basis, whilst still maintaining a floor garbage height level of no less than 30cm.

"Lets hit the djuzla for a few brews and back to the spruzla for several hot ones"

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

spruce

a word that originated from a simpsons episode presumably meaning good, a-ok, excellent.

Man1:heres that poo porn you wanted.
(man1 hands video to man2)
Man2:spruce.thanks alot, you slime ball, im a cop.
BLAM BLAM BLAM!
(Man1 dies)

by (pat)Rico cassonova September 16, 2006