Spruced

To be touched inappropriately by a tall, skinny, white man.

I was walking down and alley and I was Spruced

by LemonShake32 April 26, 2023

Spruced

To be touched inappropriately by a tall skinny guy

I was walking down an alley and someone spruced me

by LemonShake32 April 25, 2023

Spruce

To get a broom or circular pole or something similar to that shoved up your anus hole.

Made up on an army camp in april 2005

1. Bruv, that guy is gettin spruced up bad, ITS BLEEDING.. BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

by Whitgift Lower 5th 2006 March 17, 2006

spruce

spruce n. or adj.
a slightly more highclass word for cool

cool = filler in a sentence
spruce = mhm, i hear ya and think that what you are saying is beyond average cooldom

"hey man i just banged joe's mom"
"that's cool"

"hey man i just banged joe's hot bisexual sister"
"spruce"

by Badass mutha fucka December 08, 2005

spruce

a kind of tree

I love that spruce over there. It's so green.

by Ellara Strongheart June 30, 2020

Spruce

A common thing for Finnish people to burn for fire, Russians, slav ethic groups, and other nords may also do this. On rare occasion, a dumb american fuck can also burn it because they once heard this.

''Did you make the SPRUCE?'' -Nordic Nomadic Leader ''Yes, the spruce was collected and the ritual has been done''-Nomadic follower

by A hypocrite October 09, 2018

Spruce

A highly forceful ejaculation, typically into, around, beneath or above a vagina.

After six minutes I spruced so hard that I blacked out and bit my tongue off.

by MrMan2000 June 16, 2019