Sproutie

Getting Ratio'd by everyone.

U saw that? He just got Sproutied.

by addadxdwdads June 29, 2022

sprouting

verb; to sprout, the act of sprouting: for one to consume large amounts of alcohol, or any other substance for that matter, and experience a wide range of emotions including, but not limited to, great bouts of laughter, uncontrollable sobs, and the urge to undress all and any gender.

The spout-ee may also find themselves throwing up noodles, or passing out in the woods to awake in the back of a mini van.

Person 1: "Did you see Lucy sprouting last night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she passed out and they had to carry her body up a grassy knoll."

Person 1: "And then she began to laugh and cry hysterically."

Person 2: "Yeah, right after she puked up her noodles."

by LucyPleaseExplain January 22, 2009

sprouting bullshit

Originated from typos of "spouting bullshit", but later evolved into a word with a more intense connotation. It describes the act of one spouting bullshit to such a degree that it almost appears as if literal bullshit is sprouting out from their bodies.

Stop sprouting bullshit!

by QEbgs November 29, 2021

shit sprouter

One who speaks confidently on subjects of which they actually have no knowledge. Shit sprouters usually posses an air of authority and have been known to exude excessive self confidence when sprouting shit, hiding the fact that they really know nothing. Shit can also be sprouted deliberately as malicious misinformation, often to coerce people into making decisions that ultimately benefit the sprouter. Similar in nature to a bullshit artist or con-man, but much harder to spot as the shit sprouter may be so over compensating their ignorance that they might not actually be aware of the fact that they are sprouting shit, and in some sick way, believe their own shit.

Ignorant sprouting:
shit sprouter: "Our clients will sell more product if you change your design and make the call-out bigger."
Designer: "Oh, according to what research do you base your suggestions?"
shit sprouter: ignores the question "Consumers love big call-outs, they find it easier to understand the benefits of the product if you make everything really big!"

Deliberate sprouting:
shit sprouter: "We're all voting for Parvity dude, you should switch your vote"
Victim: "Oh, ok, thanks for the heads up, I'll do that"
babowww

Malicious sprouting:
Overpaid shit sprouter: "Hey, you know that dipshit in accounting earns more than you"
Underpaid Victim: "Really? I'm so gonna go on strike"
Overpaid shit sprouter: secretly laughing "Yeah man, you should do that - fuck the establishment!"

by jonathad April 1, 2010

sprouter

The word sprouter is a term used very loosely , towards a good looking girl. Often yelled out of cars windows or just to passers by . It is a term derived from the "skaters"
But used properly it is defined as a young girl blossoming into a good looking women.

"Dude, that chick is sprout"
"SPROUTERRRRR!!!!"

by Little Tom January 2, 2009

Sprouter

A hot, young or 'fresh' girl 16-20 years old. "Sprouting" meaning that they are young and blossoming. Can also have connotations of being naive or easily preyed upon (by 18-25 year old skateboarders, who are the primary users of this term).

location: cool underground club that plays 90s hip hop and electro
skater: i'm gonna go dance with that sprouter, man
skater 2: yeah she looks about 16, you should go for it!

by yournameorpseudonym October 16, 2008

sprouting plant

A censored phrase to use to identify that your boy part is ready to play instead of saying "I'm so hard."

It's taller than the Eiffel Tower.

It's finally awake. Time to play!

I saw his sprouting plant!

by a dumb kid lol April 13, 2022