Similar to the affects of jet-lag, after 7-10 days of drinking until 4 am and sleeping until 3 pm, the intoxicated college student suffers from spring break-lag for 2-5 days.
Symptoms include:
Missing 8 am's by 3 hours
Eating at 3 am
Having an urge to consume alcohol during the day
Feeling as though 1 am is 9pm
and Experiencing vague memories from the previous week. These memories range from the best moment to those you wish happened after a few more drinks.
Spring break- lag is an annual hangover experience by thousands of college students.
Symptoms include:
Missing 8 am's by 3 hours
Eating at 3 am
Having an urge to consume alcohol during the day
Feeling as though 1 am is 9pm
and Experiencing vague memories from the previous week. These memories range from the best moment to those you wish happened after a few more drinks.
Spring break- lag is an annual hangover experience by thousands of college students.
(Tuesday after Spring Break at 2:56 am)
Mike: Yo Steve you want some Texas toast and pizza?
Steve: Bro it's 2:56 in the morning and I have class at 8. If you wake me up again I will literally tie you to your bed in your sleep and gag you with my gym sock...yes just like Wedding Crashers minus the gay part.
Mike: Slow your roll, I forgot you stayed home for spring break and aren't Spring Break-Lagged. I'll just get McDonalds with Matt after a Nazi Zombie kills him. Want anything?
Steve: No asshole, if you wake me up when you get back I'm going to shave your eyebrows off.
Example 2:
Guy 1: Tryna drink and watch March Madness?
Guy 2: Yea, fcuk it I have class tonight but I'm so Spring Break- Lagged I'd take a beer over a water right now.
Mike: Yo Steve you want some Texas toast and pizza?
Steve: Bro it's 2:56 in the morning and I have class at 8. If you wake me up again I will literally tie you to your bed in your sleep and gag you with my gym sock...yes just like Wedding Crashers minus the gay part.
Mike: Slow your roll, I forgot you stayed home for spring break and aren't Spring Break-Lagged. I'll just get McDonalds with Matt after a Nazi Zombie kills him. Want anything?
Steve: No asshole, if you wake me up when you get back I'm going to shave your eyebrows off.
Example 2:
Guy 1: Tryna drink and watch March Madness?
Guy 2: Yea, fcuk it I have class tonight but I'm so Spring Break- Lagged I'd take a beer over a water right now.
by Mon-Star March 23, 2010
An exclamation of exuberance. Something to say when overcome by the joy of the moment, an urge to celebrate with the freedom of youthful independence and total lack of responsibility. It is at once a complete sentence and state of mind.
"Spring Break '98!"
by Valerie Hurt July 21, 2009
An injury that results from excessive beer drinking in a hot tub. The abrasive nature of the twist off PBR top tears the cutaneous layer of the index finger. Scars and blood are not uncommon.
by WackyChan March 1, 2014
The type of sound, feel, and vibe created by this class of snaps. This type of snap is very different and unique opposed to other seasons of the year. The amount of moisture and humidity in the atmosphere on the stratosphere creates this snap. When you have your fingers propped and ready to execute a spring break snap, you can feel a bit of looseness in you fingers and slippieness because of the heat of spring coming on. The origin of "Spring Break Snap"("Spring") is also because of the heat and temperature level outside. If it wasnt during the spring break, (April 22nd- 27th) then it would have to much moisture and it would be very shallow of a snap. To hear what a spring break snap sound like, visit my youtube channel which consists of proffesinal snappers which specialize in the one and only " Spring Break Snap".
Holy Shit!!! That was one hell of a Spring Break Snap there Trevor!!!!
I know it was you dumbfuck..... I bet you cannot beat me at blablablablablah
I know it was you dumbfuck..... I bet you cannot beat me at blablablablablah
by Y0ur Motherrrrrr June 23, 2010
A female companion that resembels a girlfriend but that's realationships time frame only lasts the week of spring break
Dam that girl is hot, I'm going to make her my Spring Break Girl Friend
or Fuck yeah I live in south Florida that means i can have 4 Spring Break Girlfriends.
or Fuck yeah I live in south Florida that means i can have 4 Spring Break Girlfriends.
by Mateogstring March 19, 2010
Guy #1: Hey did you see Ashley and Jenn kissing the other day?
Guy #2: Yea but they're only Spring Break Lesbians!
Guy #2: Yea but they're only Spring Break Lesbians!
by J Dawg 11 February 11, 2008
It's when a bunch of mexicans rent or get the key from a relative/friend at a 1-bedroom hotel room/condo and proceed to fill it with all of their friends and family (usually ranging in the 100s) for a weeklong vacation.
by mh2424 April 7, 2011