Spoiled Milf

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A woman that is between 50-60 and there body is starting to look like cottage cheese, but they still try to be a Milf

Guy one: So we have been in this club all night and you have not tried to talk to one girl. You have to get over the break up.
Guy two: Well I didn't know you were going to bring me to old people night at the club.
Guy one: There are some nice milf's in here tonight.
Guy two: They are more like Spoiled Milf.

Spoiled Milf by Gemini12 October 9, 2012

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Spoiled Milf

a fucking loser who has no life and decides to do nothing with their life except slowly die from AIDS.

hey wanna come over later

No your a spoiled milf

you know me so well.

Spoiled Milf by jxkflnxvcijzgokhgv February 1, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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