After a prolonged period without sex or masturbation a large amount of seamen is ejaculated quite violently across a great distance, often leads to bloobies .
by Mateus June 14, 2006
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More than a brain-fart, a complete meltdown of the brain, especially when achieved in front of other people, who will note it. Particularly prominent in South Pasadena, and well, the world.

Also can be used as a noun for someone who constantly achieves this mental reatardation.
That girl was giving the answer to the teacher and nobody knew what she was talking about. Even the teacher laughed. She was mad SPLURG-ing.

David Suh is such a SPLURGE.
by South Pasadena Resident August 20, 2005
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The sound one makes while fisting/shafting a person in the arse while that person is in the throes of a huge and violent bowel movement.
"My fist is touching something which feels bigger than King Kongs first dump of the day!"

SPLURGE!
by angrysplurge July 9, 2009
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An evil indulgence causing bank accounts to suffer.

ha i was right kristen
To splurge is evil to bank accounts.
by fruity April 2, 2006
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when u go a long time without masterbating and u sit next to a fine ass chick in class and u cum in your pants
Holy shit dude the new girl was so fine that i splurged all over my pants
by hatedforsex April 11, 2007
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