The worst of all fence hoppers, these "people" (if they can even be called that) cannot speak english in any understandable form. They tend to populate areas of low income housing and have an affection for gathering around Home Depot. They tend to earn their meager income through working as day laborers, drug dealers, dunkin donuts, and sales clerks at convience stores.
Dow: May I perchase from you a tasty tasty bagel, along with some dilectible cream cheese?
Spixican: Wha Mang!
Dow: WHY CAN'T THEY HIRE SOME LAZY FUCKIN' AMERICANS INSTEAD OF FUCKING NIGGER SPIXICANS?!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!