Spit Shift

When you are assigned to a shift that is considered the worst possible shift at a job.

"Ah shit, I've been assigned the Spit Shift at spoons again!"

by Spit Man March 16, 2023

shitshifter

somebody/something/creature that changes the form of shit while a person is shitting in the toilet, the creature moves so fast that it looks like shit is forming itself!

allah is a known shitshifter and satan and baphomet, they all work together to keep people blind from the gospel of jesus

by in the name of jesus January 16, 2011