A derogatory term for an unknown race of people who can often be found at bars. Most religious spinnakers are "gangster" blue-collar criminals. They always wear those stupid, little hats that nobody finds appealing in any way when practicing their religion. On top of those hats, they have expansive, overly-colored headdresses, making the hats unnecessary. Spinnakers have yellow teeth and brown noses. Their teeth are worse than those of Brits. Their terrifying yellow hands scare even the bravest, strongest men on the earth. Spinnakers only have one misshapen toe, and people often slip in the slime-trails that they always leave behind. Every spinnaker owns a Chevrolet Impala, and they never turn them off! Nothing good ever comes out of them besides waffles. They're really good at making waffles. If you ever see a spinnaker, he or she will most likely be eating an onion, because they love them for some stupid, unknown reason. This causes them to have horrible onion-breath. Spinnakers can dance really well, but only to a very obscure genre of music called "Mexican-Jungle-Reggae-R&B-Drum & Bass-Guitar" which sounds terrible. Only go to a spinnaker dance party if you are bringing earplugs or really loud headphones with your own music. Spinnakers can fly, causing many people to be envious of them. They even show off their flying skills while committing blue-collar crimes so the authorities are distracted by their envy and can't stop them.
"I've had it nearly up to here with spinnakers!"
"Their yellow hands are always gettin' all over me!"
"Cindy said that she is really fond of spinnakers."
"WHAT?!"
"Wait, wait, wait! Hold on! That's not the whole story! So, she's really fond of spinnakers, and she's always said that if you wish upon a spinnaker, your wish will come true, maybe!"
"One spinnaker decided to get a desk job..."
"Uh-huh?"
"And, O MY GOD, everyone was SO offended!"
The "Murder Hatchet Girls" are a fine example of spinnakers. They claim to not be spinnakers, and claim to be Juggalos but really they're spinnakers.
There are two episodes of Game Grumps in which they describe spinnakers while playing "Kirby's Epic Yarn."
"Their yellow hands are always gettin' all over me!"
"Cindy said that she is really fond of spinnakers."
"WHAT?!"
"Wait, wait, wait! Hold on! That's not the whole story! So, she's really fond of spinnakers, and she's always said that if you wish upon a spinnaker, your wish will come true, maybe!"
"One spinnaker decided to get a desk job..."
"Uh-huh?"
"And, O MY GOD, everyone was SO offended!"
The "Murder Hatchet Girls" are a fine example of spinnakers. They claim to not be spinnakers, and claim to be Juggalos but really they're spinnakers.
There are two episodes of Game Grumps in which they describe spinnakers while playing "Kirby's Epic Yarn."
by Leminid January 29, 2014
An imaginary race of people. If you wish to mock a racist person and don't want to use any actual derogatory terms, spinnaker will suffice.
by ipaid700dollarsforthecrabs June 13, 2018
A method of sexual congress during which the female participant is fucked up the arse whilst her tender gentleman lover cocks her leg with one hand and holds her hair with the other, forming a pair of Husky Reins.
'I say Mary, you're positively glowing this morning - I trust you had a good night's sleep!'
'Stuff and nonsense, Matilda - James the butler put the Spinnaker on me last night - I tell you, I'm walking like fucking John Wayne today!'
'Bravo!'
'Stuff and nonsense, Matilda - James the butler put the Spinnaker on me last night - I tell you, I'm walking like fucking John Wayne today!'
'Bravo!'
by jimiusm September 11, 2006
noun. Generally used as a moniker for an orca fat girl you've had sex with but are too embarrassed to acknowledge by name when discussing the night with your friends. Named for the dawning realization of just how fat she is, when one picks up her panties from the bedroom floor and they are large enough to use as a spinnaker on a medium sized yacht.
"Normally I go for skinny, athletic chics; but after 6 beers and a half a bottle of scotch I often wake up next to spinnaker-panties in the morning. When I picked them up, her panties stretched my entire arm span."
by quinndiesel January 11, 2012
To become heavily intoxicated to the point that one’s fly remains down (or in extreme cases, complete removal of outer layer below the waist) for the remainder of the bender, possibly to the extent that the genitals are exposed.
Raffy: Did you hear about Manny? Linda’s left him again. I think he’s pretty keen to rip a spinnaker tonight.
Eduardo: Oh Christ. Alright, but I can’t see Manny’s pee hole again.
Eduardo: Oh Christ. Alright, but I can’t see Manny’s pee hole again.
by mannymanilowe July 19, 2021
A metal spinnaker is a colloquialism for an engine on a boat. So named because when u want to go fast easily, u go downwind with a spinnaker. Only the metal spinnaker will work on any wind direction
by Chrls December 1, 2007
DEM "Donald Trump has lost millions since being in office"
REP "Donald Trump isn't greedy with his money, he's spent so much"
CEN "I guess that's a spinnaker"
REP "Donald Trump isn't greedy with his money, he's spent so much"
CEN "I guess that's a spinnaker"
by PoopRihgus November 24, 2017