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Spidey lash 

slutty cum dumpster....
wears a lot of mascara, so eyelashes look like spidey legs....
She is such a knob jockey she has crabs in her lashes.
While swabbing the deck, Spidey Lash got crabs in her mega lashes.
Spidey lash by MOOSE RIDER August 10, 2009
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Spidey lash 

A girl....or tranny......that wears WAY to much mascara. Therefore, her eye lashes look like spider legs. eww.
Yo, that ho has on way too much mascara!! She a Spidey lash!

Spidey Lash 

Girls that look like drag queen trannies are also known as Spidey Lashes. These slut buckets load up the make-up, especially mascara, causing them to look like clown faces, and portraying the image of an uber mega stench trench. Spidey Lash tranny queens also have godzilla sized fake hair, Jersey Shore style orange tans, gnarly plastic nails, and wear outfits that would make Shauna Sand look like a nun. Spidey Lash girls are unaware of the severity of their cheap, easy, and slutty appearance, and posess the delusion of attractiveness.
That knob gobblin spidey lash is a ho fo sho! She is one gnarly clown freak. That spidey lash really sucks ass!

The Spiderlash Lounge 

Infamous private lounge in Uptown New Orleans. Informally often referred to simply as "the 'Lash", The Spiderlash Lounge was a private, invite-only affair - similar to a traditional New Orleans Social Aid and Pleasure Club but without any of the tiresome Social Aid. Lots of cool antiques, red velvet, and candle light. Absinthe flowed liberally. Sadly, the 'Lash closed it's doors in 2004.
"We went by the Spiderlash Lounge last night and it was still rolling at three a.m."
The Spiderlash Lounge by Lastronaut September 26, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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