The result of spraying a spider with nature’s miracle advanced and it growing in size and getting cute
by Junk lung February 22, 2021
When our cum on someone's asshole or puckered lips and their butthole or lips resemble a spider and the cum resembles a spider web
by Spider web August 31, 2017
Helicopters being all freaky and murderous up in the air with big evil blades the right size for death and the chop-chop slice-slice blood.
by AYYAAYYAAYYAAYYA November 13, 2014
The growing popularity of women wearing too long, too heavy false eyelashes chronically causes this condition.
John didn’t know what color Trish’s eyes were due to her spider eye.
Sarah didn’t need sunglasses, her spider eye cut the glare.
Sarah didn’t need sunglasses, her spider eye cut the glare.
by TrixieCarroll January 23, 2020
When a bukkake group cums into a jar for someone. This person then goes and finds the enemy and splatters them with cum, Spider-Man style.
by MorningFey February 13, 2016
A spider spinner is a 12 sided 12 inch dildo that lights up and changes colors from red to blue to green to purple to black to orange,the spider spinner is usually covered in semen from adult penguins and other species of birds,the reason most people don't buy spider spinners is because ,it makes your pussy green and wide ,so then it looks like a Rick and morty portal , and if you go in the portal it takes you to a down town hood where there's prostitutes instead of police and have bags of cocaine in the candy stores,the only way to get back out of the Rick and morty portal it to find a fat ass penguin with a big cock and jump in side his ass hole.....and that's a ,spider spinner
by The masts definer January 28, 2018
A spider spinner is a 12 sided 12 inch dildo that lights up and changes colors from red to blue to green to purple to black to orange,the spider spinner is usually covered in semen from adult penguins and other species of birds,the reason most people don't buy spider spinners is because ,it makes your pussy green and wide ,so then it looks like a Rick and morty portal , and if you go in the portal it takes you to a down town hood where there's prostitutes instead of police and have bags of cocaine in the candy stores,the only way to get back out of the Rick and morty portal it to find a fat ass penguin with a big sock and jump in side his ass hole.....and that's a ,spider spinner
by The masts definer January 28, 2018