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Bowflex Bill
any short caucasian man with a large chin and an extremely full moustache (see the Pringles can label). This homosapien brags about his accomplishments on his Bowflex workout system. He can also be seen trying to take his fellow peers overtime slots to increase his already full bank account
a)Bowflex Bill had a spill, Bowflex Bill had a spill. Sexy Flexy, Sexy Flexy.
b)Bowflex Bill said he has a "hurry chest".
c)Bowflex Bills wife has "hurry narples", and he has to wear "gargles" when changing his battery.
b)Bowflex Bill said he has a "hurry chest".
c)Bowflex Bills wife has "hurry narples", and he has to wear "gargles" when changing his battery.
Bowflex Bill by XdfX October 14, 2007
Related Words
boflex • Boflexing • Bowflex • bolex • Bowflex Bill • bowflexmaster • Broflex • Baflexaflex • Bflex69 • biflexible
Boflexing
My wife was at this doctors house and she told me she was really buying his exercise machine for me for Father's Day. She was boflexing around on me.
Boflexing by Screwed over September 3, 2013
Bowflex
Bowflex by HuffNumber9 April 5, 2004
bowflexmaster
A really ripped guy that works out on the bowflex to the point of mastering it. His diet consists of cheeseburgers.
He has huge biceps, a niiiiiiice chest and a rock-hard six-pack.
He has huge biceps, a niiiiiiice chest and a rock-hard six-pack.
Man 1: Holy shit! How is that guy so muscular?!
Man 2: I heard he uses the Bowflex PowerPro.
Man 1: Damn I gotta get me one of those!"
Man 2: I heard he uses the Bowflex PowerPro.
Man 1: Damn I gotta get me one of those!"
bowflexmaster by Weeeeeee! July 7, 2005
boyflex
boyflex by Kaichester August 29, 2009
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