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Commonly known as a fish, but can also be a short, semi strong person. This kind of person gets strong because of there lack of ability to communicate with the opposite sex, or get laid. This kind of person was portrayed in the movie 40 year old virgin. but unlike the movie, spergon's will either end up fucking a fat bitch. Extra small shirts,Shaved, toothpick legs, and a mole the size of texas on the face are also very common. Will one day give up on the female sex and will turn to humping its own kind.
Spergon by DENIMdan October 25, 2010
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sperging 

To rant with great anger or intensity about pointless minutiae, as someone with an asperger's-related fixation is prone to do.
"Asperger's Disorder Dave held the class hostage with three hours of sperging about his favorite topic: steel guitar tuning and maintinence."
sperging by zerodemocracy October 16, 2007

Sperging out 

When someone goes on a long, in-depth, overly elaborate explanation long after everyone already gets the point, but will not fucking end. You get the point, but the person continues to explain their point, and often times stutters and stammers whilst doing so.

The explanation often times has to be cut off, or tails off if they realize that no one is listening to them any longer.
The definition above this is an example of "sperging out."
Sperging out by slyscafe September 29, 2010
-someone belonging to a group that is incredibly physically attractive.
-an Italian with a nice body and amazing cooking skills.
-could possibly be linked to the maffia.
-refuses to believe his singing skills are anything below perfect.
-group of the sweetest and most fun-loving people alive who are amazingly talented in bed.

damn did you see those Speroni boys (jeff and tommy), id do them any day

why the hell are you with your loser boyfriend, you could have a Speroni making you happy.
Speroni by treee December 14, 2008
The act of doing something an Asperger's person would do.
Why does he keep repeating himself and staring at her? He's totally spergin'.
spergin by Colintheaspie January 11, 2008

Speronis 

A typical Greek name. Can be found in the movie 300 or chilling with the Gods in Hercules. They usually are pretty awesome, but some of them have AIDS and they are quite proud of it which isn't cool. If you come across one make him or her get blood-tested before you are friends with them.
Friend 1: Dude that guy's such a Speronis.
Friend 2: I know he's so happy with his AIDS.
Friend 1: Nah the good kind.
Friend 2: Ah, bro, you should've got him tested.
Friend 1: No I know, it was in our contract along with the Celtics season passes.
Speronis by BobHopeAfrican July 19, 2010

supergonasickalades

A disease only contracted by men, that has symptoms in combination of: the clap, AIDS, scabies, gonorrhea, syphilis, blue balls, and a urinary tract infection, simultaneously.
Dude, whats wrong?" "Man, I feel awful. I didn't feel like this when I was with her last night." "Eww man, you got supergonasickalades." "Is that bad?" "Dude, being eaten alive by fire ants would be better.
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