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Speedo torpedo 

Speedo torpedo: sporting an penile erection when wearing an overly tight bathing suit, such as a Speedo.
Stepanie said to Michelle, "Check out that self-deluded tool, he thinks he looks hot sporting a Speedo torpedo. He makes me want to spew."
Speedo torpedo by TooSick4U July 15, 2007

Speedo torpedo

To take a shit in a public swimming pool with intention of watching the chaos that ensues when the said shit is noticed.
Rick did a speedo torpedo last week, it took just 3 minutes to empty the pool of people

Speedo torpedo

To take a shit in a public swimming pool with intention of watching the chaos that ensues when the said shit is noticed.
Rick did a speedo torpedo last week, it took just 3 minutes to empty the pool of people

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026