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Any overweight hoochie with the air of being high maintenance although there's never a man in the equation. Typically favors Louie Vuitton, Gucci etc. in any form of knock off. Can be spotted by the tell tale glitter and perfume residue often for the purpose of masking hygienic negligence.
The sparkle pig in the cubicle next to me talks non-stop to her girlfriend about what a dog girlfriend's man is but the only men in her life are Ben & Jerry.
by seanomatopeoia October 17, 2008
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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