Caffeinated beer. It comes in a can shaped like a battery, for a reason. Some say it's orange flavored, no one is really sure what color it is. Experiments are still underway, but as of now we know it's dangerous. Causes extreme energetic drunkenness, followed by brief memory loss the morning after, during which subjects have copious amounts of positive energy, with which to complete the various school projects they blew off during their Sparks Night. Fiar warning however, coming down from excessive amounts of sparks WILL suck. Immensely. Subjects report feeling fine, and then as the memories of the night trickle in, sinking ina a mild to severe depression.
But it's good shit, nonetheless. Expect to make out with everyone who is drinking with you.
Everyone.
-Dude, you look like shit warmed over. Why are you so wired?
-I drank Sparks last night.
-Ohhhhhhh.

or...

-Hey do you remember Sparks night?
-Nah, not really. Dude, i remember being totally smashed and when i woke up I has mad energy! I was cleaning and shit! It was awesome! Fucking caffeine, man!
by shrugs May 12, 2005
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The exact time in which the joint gets lit. All have been warned, and therefore it's okay to start passing the bud around even if not everyone is there.
Hey, be at my house by eight, sparks at eight thirty.
by reefermadness August 9, 2007
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Th word 'spark' is often used by Stormzy. It is a physical form of contact to hurt someone. However, I I sometimes used as a playful joke.
E.g. 1-
Person A: You're a dickhead. Try touch me
Person B: Are you bluffin cuz? Look at the size of my fist, I will spark you!

E.g. 2-

Person A: I'm stronger than you ngl

Person B: Mate, I'll spark you 😂😂
by waveyy_.c December 19, 2015
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When your daddy sparks ur anus so hard it bleeds and they will be called daddy for ever
Zane"Go Spark Lachlan Vella Hard'
Alen"OK"
Lachlan' OOOO YEHHH MY ASS IS BLEEDING'
Lachlan' ooo daddy'
by ooooooo daddddy February 16, 2018
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Only the best way ever to make a woman fuck.
It's an energy drink, It's booze, It's Sparks!
by El Vato Montana August 24, 2006
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