spankables

n. Pornography, specifically magazines or DVDs/video tapes. Used by Greg on an episode of "C.S.I."

I found someone's stash of spankables.

by SkidMarkyMark May 5, 2006

spankable

A female whose physical features (ie. bottom, hips, thighs, breasts, etc) or demeanor (bratty, rude, bitchy, slutty, etc) incites the urge to take her over your knee, under your arm, bend her over, or position her otherwise, and spank her long and hard.

1. Did you see her ass? That broad is totally spankable.
2. Damn, that bitch needs an attitude adjustment. Extremely spankable.

by Deucebeast January 15, 2006

spankable

adj. Someone who incites masturbation.

Man 1: My goodness, that is quite a fetching young lady!
Man 2: Yup... Spank-a-ble!

by Bad2DaBone August 26, 2003

spankable and bankable

A term describing a person's behind, implying:

a) great pleasure to be gotten from the spanking of said behind, and

b) great amounts of money to be gotten, were the owner of said behind to lease it out to people.

Bro #1: Man, the ass on that chick is pretty damn fine. I'd pay her 10 bucks just to touch it.

Bro #2: Yeah man, that ass is spankable and bankable.

by Riley400 January 3, 2011

Spankability Scale

A scale (usually 1-10) by which to judge a woman's beauty. The unit of measure being the likeleyhood or frequency that you will masturbate to fantasies of her.

That chick is so fucking hot, she's definitely a 10 on the Spankability Scale!

by LtcOliverNorth May 8, 2003

Spankable buttocks

_____backside that needs, or has the ability of being deserving of swift strikes.

Because Bobby was such a misbehaving lad, he had the most spankable buttocks in town.

by Bob Lewis August 23, 2006

ass hot spankable

ass hot spankable means some girl is so fine you just want to hit that all night long. Meaning she looks very very very very very very very very fuckable.

That girls is ass hot spankable.

by The master March 1, 2005