Spishak 

The fake company invented by the writers of MAD tv to represent and parody those cheap infomercials and paid programming programmes you see on TV way late at night/really early in the morning that try to pass off unrealisticly cheap and unreliable products as good, safe, and quality products that are just too good to be in stores

Spishak commercials usually have:

-A repetitive jingle that cues once the Spishak guy appears
-Someone seriously maimed and bloodied up at the end
-Bad acting and saying things that make no sense
-A couple worried about an issue irrelevant to the commercial
-Pat Kilbane (or whoever the Spishak Guy is in the sketch) jumps out of nowhere claiming he can fix their problems
-The married couple claims "Spishak Man has saved our marriage!"

Spishak has created a plethora of stupid products, including:

Spishak Snoorpk
Spishak Mach 20 Razor
Spishak Hey It's Ovens For Kids Easy Bake Oven
Spishak Excuses Excuses Excuses Excuses '98
Spishak Bug Zapper Only The Bugs Are Deers Instead

Spishak Announcer: Has this ever happened to you?
David Herman as "Troubled Man": (Throws water on car) AHHh!
Spishak Announcer: No need to worry with new Spishwax carwax from Spishak! Spishwax is based on a highly scientific principal. Too difficult to understand but easy to a apply!
Troubled Man: (Throws water on car)
Spishak Announcer: See how the water beads? That's Spishawax protecting your car from water damage! Unforutnately Spishwax won't protect your car from:

Paint, Tar, Feathers, Guano, Shampoo, Conditioner, Wood Stain, Mahogany Wood Stain (Troubled Man just throws a can of wood stain at the car really hard), Eggs, Scrambled Eggs, Easter Eggs, Easter Rocks, Baseball Bats, Bowling Balls, Chum, Potted Plants, Jewish Weddings, Cat Litter, Neighborhood Kids, Chicken and Dumplings, Christmas Decorations, Cinder Blocks, Sledgwhammers, Sandwiches, Did we mention Baseball Bats?, Boat Anchors, And Wrecking Balls!

Spishak Announcer: So when you think of carwax...
Troubled Man: ...Spishak Spishwax from Spishak! The catalog says-
Angry Car Owner: HEY!!! WHAT’D YOU DO TO MY CAR!? HEY!!! (Chases Troubled Man)
Spishak Announcer: Spishak Spishwax, Remember: "It's just wax."

Spishak by Magic Jesus June 21, 2008

Saisha 

Saisha is one of the most amazing people you’ll ever met! She is very smart, beautiful and funny. Although she could be shy, once you get to know her then she’ll be your best friend. She will call you out on your bullshit and help you get through times. You can always rely on her for anything. If you find a Saisha, then don’t let her go because they are rare. This is for my homegirl

someone: Who’s that?
someone else: Saisha
first someone: cool

Saisha by boomboompaw October 22, 2019

Spaisalay 

Spaisalay is the most kind hearted and pure person you will ever meet. She cares so much about almost everyone but gets down sometimes. She has a pretty tough life but remains to brighten the day of those who care about her (even if they don’t really know each other). She will always see the good within someone and though they may criticize themselves she will only encourage and care for them. She is a very heart driven person and she knows that’s dangerous, but that’s what makes Spaisalay. She will most likely not expect a urban dictionary of her name because you’ll only ever find one Spaisalay per lifetime, if that. So because yhe saddest people are the people who can’t find their name on keychains or definitions, Hi Spaisalay! I hope you enjoy reading this and have a wonderful forever!!! You’re amazing!

Abby: “I can’t believe Spaisalay caught me trying to get free homework answers of her! Now she won’t even be around me and is always with that equally obnoxiously kind person”
Meranza: “Yeah well that’s your loss you piece of trash”
(And sorry this isn’t in pashto or farsi)

Spaisalay by Anime_Boy October 13, 2020

spatshank 

cool, sik, fuckin bad, good

your girlfriend is spatshank

spatshank by shaun pryce January 14, 2004

staisha 

she's trustworthy, kinda funny and always there when you need her. she may talk pure rubbish at times but hey you need someone to bore to death sometimes.

person "i can trust staisha with anything thats why i dont tell y'all nothin"

staisha by blahhh46 February 6, 2013

Saisha 

The most gorgeous motherfucker in the world. Stunning and talented beyond belief. She is one of a kind with the softest, kindest heart, but will take your breath away with her unbelievable duality.

"That's saisha, the love of my life."

Saisha by Finetrash July 27, 2020

Saisha 

Saisha is a girl who will help you grow, but will not accept being taken for granted. She has a lot of flair and style. She’s nothing close to being average and you will always get a laugh when you’re around a Saisha. Careful though because she bites back and she will put you in your place.

Wow, this girl is such a Saisha; she never bores me.

Saisha by Ahkingsias January 30, 2020