spacey bois are the little aliens that the mean
government is hiding in
Area 51. on september 20th everyone on tik tok is gonna come and turn Area 51 into a vsco sleepover and steal them. we
will save the spacey bois from donald dump
*at the raid*
guard one: omg is that thousands of people actually coming I thought they were joking
guard
two: it’s ok we can just shoot them for trespassing
vsco
girls: OMG
VSCO MAKEOVER
youtubers: this is gonna be a such a fun vlog
gamers: OH HELL YA WE GONNA STEAL THOSE SPACEY BOIS
ironic tik tokers: *is making tik toks*
guard one: there’s too many
guard two: we gonna
die
*the next week*
*all of the spacey bois are gone and there are pillows and fairy lights and hydroflasks everywhere*