Area 51 has a lot of spacey bois inside that we r gonna have a sleepover with. The government has trapped the spacey bois and his them away from us and we must come for them and being them to safety
spacey bois are the little aliens that the meangovernment is hiding in Area 51. on september 20th everyone on tik tok is gonna come and turn Area 51 into a vsco sleepover and steal them. we will save the spacey bois from donald dump
*at the raid*
guard one: omg is that thousands of people actually coming I thought they were joking
guard two: it’s ok we can just shoot them for trespassing
vsco girls: OMG VSCO MAKEOVER
youtubers: this is gonna be a such a fun vlog
gamers: OH HELL YA WE GONNA STEAL THOSE SPACEY BOIS
ironic tik tokers: *is making tik toks*
guard one: there’s too many
guard two: we gonna die *the next week*
*all of the spacey bois are gone and there are pillows and fairy lights and hydroflasks everywhere*
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*