Centrally located Connecticut town where the majority of kids go to skewl for no other reason than bc they have to. Bc of this reason they choose to get as fucked up as possible before attending(getting really high, piss-ass drunk, etc) Other students attend only to sell drugs also(providing the addicts fix while @ skewl). Southington has everything... drugs...sluts...wiggers...and mother fuckin John Sample.(is he true or just urban myth? you figure it out) It's also been discovered that this town is more picky about their quality of drugs than any other city/town that I've lived in. We also smoke more blunts of fluffy dank nuggets than anyone.
Richest poor kids live in this town and become drug addicts off mommy and daddy's money. Come join us! Won't you?
by mUtHa FuCkIn JoHn SaMpLe January 12, 2004
Southington is your average town except for the fact that we have more alcohol, drugs, and hoe's than any other town in Ct. It's also home to the one and only Mother Fucking John Sample and yes he's a real person for those of you who doubt that he is
*everyone in this town is on drugs or has done them at one point* oh yeah mr. murphy has a weird face, it's flat and red and shit... LONG LIVE THE REIGN OF GENERAL GLEASON !
by Jen Cordis Eats More Cum Than Anyone February 25, 2004
by Jinx Da Juvy December 24, 2003
The current residence of local idiot John Sample, as well as a handful of wiggers. Also a town where the freshman in highschool tend to multiply much like bacteria except they get smaller as time goes on, and more retarded/similar to John Sample.
Southington is a hellhole because John Sample lives here. Someone should send him to Meriden where the real ghetto is.
by N3M3S1S July 18, 2004
Despite what others say... Southington is a wonderful place to live we do have a slight drug problem but we're working on it, our police are very nice people. Our town may have some "wigga's" but at least we're not a ghetto where you can get shot for looking at someone. Our schools are very nice as i happen to attend one. We also have a great view of the sunset and we have the WORLDS FIRST amusement park Lake Compounce, and two haunted houses. We also gave away ESPN because we didnt think it would become big.
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by derek360 April 23, 2011
by jgrmeister December 13, 2003
Everyone is this town either smokes pot, drinks, or does another type of drug ... *or a combination of them* ...
by ouy kcuf December 15, 2003