Southampton F.C 

Ah Southampton F.C.Probally the worst club to exist on Earth. The city in general is full of scammers and the supporters have no teeth and all have clap.

Bob: I'm going to watch a Southampton F.C game!
Michael: *tears up the tickets*
Michael: No problem.

Southampton F.C by JimBobSmellyKnob April 11, 2019

Southampton f.c 

the greatest fucking club to ever live better then shitty palace and james ward prowse is a sexy shit

southampton f.c are so good

Southampton f.c by the true name of dan January 10, 2023

Southampton F.C. 

Possibly the greatest team ever to grace the beautiful game with possibly the best players in the history of the game all having times at the greatest club in the world, including the best player of all time Matt Le Tissier.

Matt: Yay, i have southampton F.C. tickets
George: Wow you lucky bow *bows down in awe*
Matt: I know!

Southampton F.C. by tedfred123 August 2, 2007

southampton fc 

a fucking shithole, don’t go there as it’s a soulless bowl with no atmosphere. mighty pompeys clear of them nitty scums.

knob: i wanna go to st mary’s park!
smart guy: nah it’s a fucking shithole down there with no atmosphere. go to fratton park where there’s a real atmosphere is.
southampton fc.

southampton fc by LLNO February 27, 2025

Southampton Chandler 

A technique for courtship practiced on the South Coast (usually in a nightclub, but can also be effective in libraries and hospitals). The maneouvre begins by working oneself into a unholy sweat, sauna's may be used, however the purists shun this frivilous aid.
Next the participant (using a feminine alias, such as Justin or Miranda) must choose his target and incessantly annoy them with a socially inept dogma - this can result in a 'pull'.
If the distinctly average looking target (gender unspecified) can be lured to a bedroom, the ritual mating will begin. This usually lasts for about 15 minutes or until the 'gurning fuck lizard' is so 'gunked up' her tears taste salty. Real Salty.

Illegal in most civilised worlds.

Justin: You know I created the Southampton Chandler

Girl: Get the fuck away from me, you depraved, red, sweaty fuck.

Justin: I'll put you down as a maybe.

Southampton Chandler by adebayormiddletondrive May 9, 2009