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Soupy Sack Surprise

(v). 1. The act stepping out of a reall hot bath or shower then lowering your warm soupy ball sack into your sleeping girlfriends mouth, spitting on her forehead and yelling surprise when she wakes up gagging on your sack.
1."Hino, I may have been dreaming but i think your brother gave me a Soupy Sack Surprise last night."

2."Wake up bitch its a Soupy Sack Surprise."

Soup Sack 

When a mans testicles become soft, sweaty, and cling to the inside of his thighs. Often occurs simultaneously with Swamp Ass
"The warm summer weather was causing Timmy to develop a nasty case of soup sack."
Soup Sack by BoogleSmith December 2, 2013

Soapy Sack 

A cheesdick, asshole, douche-bag or just your standard everyday prick. Someone you think about while you are soaping your pills in the shower.
Hey soapy sack, you think you want to stop hitting on my buddy's wife?
Soapy Sack by surfdog March 10, 2009

sack soup 

See: Duck Butter

The soupy film that is present after a long hot day of sweating in your man regions. Golf and basketball are great ways to produce Sack Soup.
I'm really cooking up the sack soup on the back nine today!
sack soup by phi582 July 6, 2006

Sack Soup 

A creamy serving of Man Juice. While it does not have to be served in a bowl, it does add to the splendor of the meal.
Last night after a toe-curling head job, I served my girlfriend a nice hot load of sack soup.
Sack Soup by Mr. North April 20, 2009