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The Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise
When you're boning your beezey and you take a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup (the beefier, the better) and pour it into your lady friend's badge. Then you resume fucking her. Afterwards, you serve the soup to your family for dinner
(For an additional twist, wait till your lady is on her period and use Campbell's Tomato soup, while repeating the same steps)
(For an additional twist, wait till your lady is on her period and use Campbell's Tomato soup, while repeating the same steps)
Mom: "Wow, Steven, this soup is delicious!"
Steven: "You bet! Its the Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise!!"
Steven: "You bet! Its the Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise!!"
The Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise by John Calvin Sargent Jr. March 14, 2008
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Campbell's soup version
Guy: You will never believe what happened on my date!
Girl: What?
Guy: Well, I was getting ready to leave and she calls me to change plans and the I was like, "I made reservations" and she was like "oh okay nevermind, come pick me up" so then I was like, "okay I'll be right there and then...
Girl: Just give me the Campbell's soup version.
Guy: Okay...all in all it was a good date
Girl: What?
Guy: Well, I was getting ready to leave and she calls me to change plans and the I was like, "I made reservations" and she was like "oh okay nevermind, come pick me up" so then I was like, "okay I'll be right there and then...
Girl: Just give me the Campbell's soup version.
Guy: Okay...all in all it was a good date
Campbell's soup version by yellebelle March 10, 2011
Campbell's Soup of the Day
When Bill arrived home after a long day of work, he asked "Susan, what's for dinner?"
Susan replies, "Campbell's Soup of the Day," then takes a drink of her Soup at Hand and kneels down in front of him.
Susan replies, "Campbell's Soup of the Day," then takes a drink of her Soup at Hand and kneels down in front of him.
Campbell's Soup of the Day by Magellan925 December 17, 2010
To spoon one's soup
To spoon one's [soup} is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals (primarily, and usually female) for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm. The expression originates from the fact that when a person engages in the activity it sounds akin to putting and remove a spoon from soup (usually noodle soup)
Lisa spent over 3 hours spooning her soup last night. She squirted all over the bed.
Tyler explained that to spoon one's soup is to masturbate.
Tyler explained that to spoon one's soup is to masturbate.
To spoon one's soup by King Taye June 2, 2020
mendel's soup
A website that devotes itself to a bunch of emo romantic crap, talking about "love" and "you were so great I can't believe we broke up I'm going to kill myself now". There are some pictures that creep in from the holy site of 4chan, but not enough.
These emo quotes usually take the form on an "artistic" medium, such as on the walls or on the body (few nude shots though...waaayyy too few). Pictures are usually full of nature and a bunch of other hippie shit, beaches with people looking out into them, and most have "artistic lighting" or whatever.
So go there if you're an emo bitch or fag and want to wallow in self pity/ your own splodge or whatever you people do.
Another portion is devoted to anime chicks, LOL cats, and...that's about it. There are GIFS and some videos, some are funny. Some are not.
These emo quotes usually take the form on an "artistic" medium, such as on the walls or on the body (few nude shots though...waaayyy too few). Pictures are usually full of nature and a bunch of other hippie shit, beaches with people looking out into them, and most have "artistic lighting" or whatever.
So go there if you're an emo bitch or fag and want to wallow in self pity/ your own splodge or whatever you people do.
Another portion is devoted to anime chicks, LOL cats, and...that's about it. There are GIFS and some videos, some are funny. Some are not.
Here are some actual quotes from mendel's soup:
"Please don't leave me alone with my thoughts"
“ I quit, I give up, nothing’s good enough for anybody else, it seems… when I’m all alone it is the best way to be. When I’m by myself nobody else can say good-bye. Everything is temporary anyway."
"Sometime you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say goodbye."
"Come live in my heart and pay no rent"
"Once upon a time we had something to fight for"
Excuse me while I wash off the gay.
"Please don't leave me alone with my thoughts"
“ I quit, I give up, nothing’s good enough for anybody else, it seems… when I’m all alone it is the best way to be. When I’m by myself nobody else can say good-bye. Everything is temporary anyway."
"Sometime you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say goodbye."
"Come live in my heart and pay no rent"
"Once upon a time we had something to fight for"
Excuse me while I wash off the gay.
mendel's soup by JSHT June 8, 2010
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