hell on earth. not lying. The teachers are shit, Mr.Callahan and Dr.Camara suck at their jobs, going to middle school there is an all around awful experience. Wouldn’t recommend sending your child to sms unless youre a strong believer in cruel and unusual punishment. Pretty much every child is bullied there but the school doesn’t help unless you play sports or have family on the school board because in that case your favorited. Plus they failed inspections so, YAY MOLD!!
by sms student 🤣 March 27, 2019
An act wherein a distinguished gentleman inserts a solitary ball into any anus available to him so that upon removable, the ball looks like it is covered in toffee. This is improved vastly by the owner of the anus reciprocal should he or she eat only toffee for a week.
Supped he verily upon that most marvellous of treats, the Somerset Toffee Apple, whilst looking over his blossoming orchard that was being gently fingered by the divine rays of a retiring Helios. - Dante
by 535 September 25, 2011
A shitty ass school filled with a bunch of white, redneck, homophobic boys who call everyone gay and a faggot, but behind the scenes, love to mess with each other’s assholes. Also happens to inhabit white girls who think they’re black and Hispanic girls who think they’re white and also say faggot. Might just happen to be filled with teachers who think they’re students too!
by keepingitundercoverpt1 October 28, 2018
Somerset College Preparatory Academy (SCPA). A middle/high school in Port Saint Lucie Florida. The school that got a kid arrested for creating a meme account on Instagram surrounding the school. It's not all that bad, contrary to popular belief, because there isn't much drama and there isn't really a group of "popular kids". Loves to show off it's A average and high GPA average even though half the student body doesn't really care... The middle schoolers are the most annoying creatures on the planet (AVOID AT ALL COSTS) Amazing teachers if you are lucky and get head of the department; as for the other teachers though? Good luck. This school has an amazing STEM program and because it's a small school, has barely any sports. The sports we DO have are shit though. This is why we have little to no school spirit. Overall, not the worst school. Go Spartans I guess.
Dude: What school do you go to?
Student: Ah, I go to Somerset College Prep...
Dude: Ooo.. That's tough... Why didn't you just go to Centennial or Central or something?
Student: *sigh* why didn't I....
Student: Ah, I go to Somerset College Prep...
Dude: Ooo.. That's tough... Why didn't you just go to Centennial or Central or something?
Student: *sigh* why didn't I....
by sadSTEMmajor October 28, 2020
Somerset County, NJ is the wealthiest county in the United States with an astronomical median household income only rivaled by neighboring Hunterdon County. The kids are snotty because they are brought up wealthy. Somerset County also boasts some of the best schools in the country including Bridgewater-Raritan High School, a state of the art campus whose academics were nationally recognized. BRHS is a blue-ribbon national school of excellence. Other high ranking schools include Ridge High school and Pingry Prep. Somerset County is the home for many famous CEOs who live in the Somerset Hills. The county has some of the largest homes in the state, and some very exculsive towns including Bridgewater (Martinsville), Bernards, Far Hills, Bernardsville, Warren, and Basking Ridge.
by SC04 March 20, 2006
I have only been going there for 6 months and I already wanna die. The teachers there make you feel like shit. They could care less if your depressed. Once I was crying in class and my ela teacher told me to stop being an attention seeker. She had seen the cuts on my arm and witnessed someone tell me to kill my self. She didn’t report it.
by iMdEpPrEsSeD February 28, 2019
A school where the kids are dressed quite well. They are all one big family at the end of the day, especially when it comes to athletics. Somerset and Berkley have given birth to many famous athletes such as Tony Gaffney, Jerry Remmy, and more. SB Raiders are competitive and once they talk shit, they always back it up at the end. Expect any away game to have stands filled with SB fans and supporters. Their biggest rival are the Case Cardinals, Swansea. They have been rivals for about 45 years or more. They are famous for quotes such as , "bleed blue", "raider nation", "raider family". Watch out for the Raiders, they never give up, and never fail to brag about their tremendous wins.
"We are Raiders", "Blue and White lets fight", "I have two families, my family at home and my Raider Family" "We are Somerset Berkley Raiders"
by Lady Raider November 29, 2013