Soil Bandit

(Noun) A person too poor or intelligent to pay for dirt, a common city problem.

Derek and Leyanna were too drunk and poor to buy potting soil so they became soil bandits

Soil Bandit by Pabst Pandas March 28, 2010

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Soil Bandit • soil • soil loader • Soil caked • soil compaction • Soil Enthusiast • soil erosion • Soil Head • Soil Kisser • soil load