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Soil Bandit
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(Noun)
A person
too poor or
intelligent
to pay for dirt,
a common
city problem.
Derek and
Leyanna
were too drunk and poor to buy
potting
soil so they became soil
bandits
by
Pabst Pandas
March 28, 2010
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