soggy biscut

A circle masturbation in which every one ejaculates on a cookie. The last person to cum is forced to eat the cookie.

"Wanna play soggy biscut at my house this weekend?"
"You sick fag!!"

by Fred Pizza May 18, 2006

Soggy.biscut

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by The.koolaidman_ December 18, 2019

Soggy Biscuit Game

A game where 5-10 straight men sit around a small table and jack off onto a biscuit. The rules are simple, the last one to cum has to eat the biscuit.

The soggy biscuit game is a game where 5 to 10 men jack off around a table onto a biscuit

by Urban Gay October 16, 2019

soggy biscuit

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit

Oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuit again, Atkins came straightaway and I had to eat the cookie!

by michael kavanagh January 19, 2004

Soggy Biscuits

(n) A game in which men race to ejaculate on a biscuit. The last one to ejaculate loses, and has to eat the "soggy biscuit".

"Dude, I can't believe I lost Soggy Biscuits yesterday. That was totally nasty."
"I know, man. That frat party was out of control."

by Rose Levinestein February 28, 2009

soggy biscuit

A male masturbation game where the players beat off around a biscuit. The winner is the first person to ejaculate while the loser has to eat the semen laced biscuit.
It is also what a Sky News reporter would choose to say when a biscuit factory floods.

1. Lads, I have some Digestives, who wants a game of soggy biscuit?
2. Over there as we can see, the famous McVitie's factory. Lots of soggy biscuits.

by JPYTWordsmith3000 July 10, 2017

soggy biscuit

A game where guys who are premature ejaculators are winners and guys with staying power are losers.

Mark won soggy biscuit again because he jacks off like a fiend and can only last 30 seconds when he gets near an actual woman.

by duck face August 4, 2005