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The act of inserting ones flaccid penis into an orifice.
The other night at the party Tim soft served it up with Lisa.
by Jimmy James P September 16, 2008
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a Feckless, Shameless, Coward whose purpose in Life is to please Donald J. Trump with Oral Praise and Bullshit Compliments. ( Noun ).
Lindsey Graham is a consummate Trump Fluffer.
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by FortunateSun October 24, 2019
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Guy: yeah.. gimmie head
Girl: but you aren't even erect..
Guy: gimmie some soft serve
by Nedus June 02, 2006
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Hooking up with a female for an excess of 25 minutes and failing to acheive a full erection.
Bro #1: Dude did you hook up with Polly last night?
Bro #2: Nah man...i pulled a Softserve and left awkwardly.
by SangiPlaysTennis April 12, 2016
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used to describe a type of rapper who is too clean cut to rap about bitches, blunts, bling, cars, guns, and/or yayo. Usually has undeserved smug viewpoint of self.

Often fronting on some esoteric bullshit like being from outer space, pondering whether God is a she, or writing an entire album about dreaming.

Responsible for the decline of hardcore rap and the rise of rappers like Drake
man, lupe fiasco's newest joint is way too soft serve for me. it's makin my penis soft!
by all shitley September 13, 2011
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Moving ones hips in a circular motion while expelling extremely soft stool, the product of which is a pile of tightly coiled excrement that has the appearance of soft serve ice cream.
Marsha laid down and smiled as John stood over her face and gave her a soft serve.
by A.T. y'all March 15, 2011
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Sean: "Man I have to drop out of the race"
Brandon: "Your being real soft serve, if you go to a soft serve ice cream machine, there is chocolate, vanilla, and Sean."
by Seany Boii March 30, 2007
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