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mason has a soft cock

by billy suckdicksixtynine June 5, 2019

Soft-Cock

1. Someone that is a little bitch and a pussy
2. A really nice and gentle rooster that is well-behaved

1. If you don't punch a cop in the dick you're a Soft-Cock
2. That is a really well-behaved Soft-Cock

by SUB!!! 2!!! PEWDIEPIE!!! January 24, 2019

Soft landing

To have a means of coming down from intoxication that results in fewer adverse effects. A soft landing usually involves either having a reduced intake of the substance used or using an alternative to reduce the impact of coming down from that substance. In addiction this is hard to achieve.

John used a 6 pack of beer to have a soft landing after his heavy weekend of partying.

by Life adventurer November 3, 2023

Soft Hombre

n. A penis that looks hard enough for sexual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be

n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.

"I thought I could get harder by putting it in, but my 'soft hombre' just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.

by MISTAjOSH July 8, 2017

Soft hoor

A soft hoor is someone that’s scared of a good alcoholic beverage, often used in Ireland or Scotland

See at boy er what a soft hoor he is

by December 20, 2021

Soft in the paint

When you think you’re a good loader doing an exceptional job but really are just very average.

That guy Jacob goes soft in the paint.

by THE GREATEST UB February 27, 2019

soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.

I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.

by Nick_neus69 October 6, 2015