In college, I used to sock puppet a few guys in my free time at the fraternity. It was a weird experience, but I think I have a new fetish. r/InTheAss."
by #Bam! April 01, 2022
A man who is totally whipped by his woman - her hand is way up his butt, controlling him like a sock puppet.
by violet2580 March 18, 2011
When you're fucking a girl in the ass and pull out and accidentally give her a pink sock aka prolapse. Then you're all like "damn baby I just pulled your fucking intestines out yo asshole!" So you have to man up and be chivalrous and shit and push that shit back up in her butt. So you punch her prolapse back in for her but your arm gets stuck up inside her anal cavity, causing you to be able to control her basic motor functions, making her your sock puppet.
"Yo dude did you take that chick home last night?"
"Hell yea I did, and let me tell you bro, she was such a freak that she let me sock puppet her."
"You lucky SOB."
"Hell yea I did, and let me tell you bro, she was such a freak that she let me sock puppet her."
"You lucky SOB."
by JonnySwindle May 07, 2013
"Everyone's afraid of something."
"Not everyone, Marge."
"Oh, yeah. Sock puppets."
"Aaaaah! Where?!"
"Not everyone, Marge."
"Oh, yeah. Sock puppets."
"Aaaaah! Where?!"
by Snake April 25, 2005
An account made on an internet message board, by a person who already has an account, for the purpose of posting more-or-less anonymously.
by Ian Maxwell March 15, 2003
1: A fake personality, usually a 'friend' or 'sister,' created by a drama queen/king for the sake of defending him/herself against others in an online forum.
2: Someone who might be an actual person but behaves like the above, defending someone who really deserves no defense.
2: Someone who might be an actual person but behaves like the above, defending someone who really deserves no defense.
After mskyootie44 left the board in a snit, she made a sock puppet claiming to be her sister that told us we should all be ashamed of how mean we were because mskyootie was cutting herself in the bathroom.
by captainherring April 09, 2005
The only way that <insert subordinate here> should ever do anything or speak is if you're completely sock puppetting him.
by needingDefinition June 24, 2010