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sock hop 

A informal dance with a live band at a school gymnasium, cafeteria or on school grounds.
"Are you going to the sock hop tonight? Bobby Vee is playing, it's going to be a blast!"
sock hop by Tyler E. April 28, 2006

Sock-holmsyndrome 

When u loose a sock and you have the other.. so you keep it safe incase its partner returns And you have a wee wierd collection of socks you cant throw away ; when you have that big hole or a lot of holes but you love your socks soo much that you keep them.
Poor Annie, got diagnosed with sock-holmsyndrome....people thought it was a wierd foot fettish, but its not its sock-holmsyndrom. Poor fucker- I saw her up near the park the other day begging people for a wee look at their ankles...Annie the fanny they call her now... A wee shame

Pink Sock Hop 

During anal sex, the pitcher quickly pulls out creating a pick sock. Immediately after performing this act, the pitcher then begins to sing any 1950's rock 'n' roll song. While singing the song, the pitcher spins the catcher around to make it look as though a naked version of a sock hop is occurring.
Last night was the best Pink Sock Hop of my life! After her pink sock appeared, I began singing Chuck Berry's 'Johnny B. Goode.' Right as I began to spin her, she started singing along with me and we danced the night away!
Pink Sock Hop by KC Mojo July 19, 2010

dirty sock hop 

Two people/partners at least one being male, lay together clothed in bed, on a couch, the floor, etc.. , One partner has to be asleep. The other dry humps (clothed, grinding genital area on something for sexual excitement) the leg of the sleeper until the point of loosing his load. Then composes himself above the lower half of his sleeping partner, whips his hard dick out, Removes one of the sleeping partners socks, Finishes himself (masturbates) in the sock and slaps them in the face with it until they wake up. Yells "good morning" Then bales off
Bob - What's wrong with Carla today? She I Grumpy as hell!
Ed - Yeah Sorry Bud... She wouldn't give it up so I woke her this morning with a "Dirty Sock hop"
dirty sock hop by gearhead69 May 12, 2014

kangaroo sock hop 

Version A: When a girl is wearing ugg boots and you bust a load in them and then force the girl to wear them while you fuck her.

Version B: When you are fucking a girl and you are about to bust you pull out and shoot it into her ugg boots. you then make her wear the boots for the rest of the day.
Jordan: Ayo girl lemmee give you a kangaroo sock hop right quick!

Girl: Not today i just finished cleaning them out since last time..
kangaroo sock hop by BootyDew April 26, 2010

Hobo Sock Hop 

A home less persons dance party becase they dont have enough money for shoes. They wear there hole socks get fucked up and try to convince peole ther balls are gum.
Look at those poor hobos haveing there hobo sock hop in the sewer.... lets go pull a j money and give them a old school beat down.

socks
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poor
homeless
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balls
boxes
Hobo Sock Hop by brandi girl-perv November 7, 2009