sober wasted

to feel the symtoms of intoxication while being completely sober ( sometimes caused by sleepyness)

*dude r u okay ur not usually like this

*braa i dunno im sober wasted

by upthealley April 25, 2013

Sober Wasted

When you choose to stay sober (because you're either lightweight or pregnant), but pretend to be wasted with everyone who is getting drunk.

Girl #1: Everyone is getting drunk, wats wrong wit chu gurl? It looks like you wasted but you hasnt drunken all night...
Girl #2: I'm gettin' sober wasted!
Girl #1: why tho?!
Girl #2: I'm preggo!

by no_nameyo May 20, 2013