Sophia Soares is weirdly attracted to a boy named John Markowski. She is funny, a little crazy, athletic and all around a very nice person. (John Markowski is super hot, no homo.) She's also very cute ;)
Sophia Soares says to her friends "I love John Markowski, hes sooo hot. I pretend my toy flamingo is him sometimes"
by J0nnyB01 June 30, 2021
by twitter: @c6rsten June 21, 2017
Kevin was so excited when Notre Dame scored a touchdown that he leapt up into the air, hovering above the couch, then landed hard on one of his own huge testicles resulting in a massive k-soares.
by Ted Banana January 18, 2008
by soarosu! November 4, 2022
when a girl sits spread eagle at the bottom of stairs and the guy jumps of the top of the stairs and trys to make his dick in her pussy
by Urbanbuddha March 20, 2012
when your fuckin this fatbitch from the back and then you pull out kick her in the choch and cum in her face. than screams walrus lover five times while graabing an orange.
by dan jeffers November 9, 2004
Roommate 1: (text message) Yo dude don't come home tonight I'm gonna be soaring on the wings of a bald eagle
Roommate 2: (text message) Roger Roger runway 69 is open for takeoff
Roommate 2: (text message) Roger Roger runway 69 is open for takeoff
by sraM November 29, 2012