Sob's Dome 

An urban legend well-known througout the northeast of a young boy named Chris Roberts whose genitals have evolved into a fungal mess, the shape of a shower head. Can be used as a public storage device for absolutely any object or entity on the planet.

Sein - Hey, have you seen my textbook?
Tomoi - Umm, not sure.
Roin - I know - it's inside sob's dome.
Shoad - O rly?
Dein - Feck yeah.
Spudzmal - Imba.
Stoir - Rhymes with soir?

Sob's Dome by Galon Avery December 14, 2008

Sob Story 

When a contestant on a competition show (e.g. X factor) tells the audience a sad story of their past in order to gain attention and sympathy votes.

"She wouldn't have gotten through to the finals if it weren't for her sob story"

Sob Story by eboniz March 6, 2018

sob sob 

A saying used when feeling unhappy or sad via text or email.
(This is by no means sara's saying)

***It is also known as james'saying***

I hate you sob sob.

sob sob

I feel ugly sob sob

sob sob by James.S. July 16, 2008

sob story 

The usually made-up tragic story that any drug addict/thief/hooker/bad person will tell you so you feel bad for them and will make you feel like it's not their fault that they are the way they are, or made the decisions that they made.

jenny: ugh suzy, look at you! you're fucked up on coke and it's 8 in the morning, and we're in spanish class!
suzy: Jenny, you don't even know what I've been through, I told you what happened...I found my mother dead when I was 8, then I was taken into foster care and beaten and I took to the streets where I became an anonymous circus dancer. You don't know how it feels to have no sense of identity!!!
jenny: oh, suzy, what a sob story...

sob story by Angelacia June 15, 2007

Sob story 

The kind of story you tell people so they can sympathize with you or make their hearts warm towards you, that way you can easily make them so your bidding.

Boy: I was supposed to go see the movie premiere with my girlfriend, but she broke up with me with a text last night, would you go with me?

Girl: awwn... what a sob story, but you're cute. I would!

Sob story by K Supreme December 31, 2018

Sob stopper 

A small present of little value which is acquired on the way home by a thoughtful man who has drunk too much and stayed out too late, in the hope of stopping his missus turning the fucking waterworks on. Examples include cheap chocolates bought from all night garages and bunches of flowers stolen from cemeteries.

I was gonna cop it from the missus if I didn't stop on the way home at the local petrol station to grab a sob stopper for the old ball 'n chain.

Sob stopper by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

Sob Session

Essentially crying.

Spending a period of time/session on crying

When I person is sad they might have a sob session

Person A: I feel really bummed out atm

Person B: watch some cry porn, it will give you a sob session

Sob Session by Eloquent Puma June 5, 2018