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Canadian Snow monkey

A mythical primate found mainly in the Ottawa valley but also sighted all across Canada and northern USA. A friendly and elusive creature. If your lucky enough to come in contact with it you should keep your distance. They can be very territorial when provoked. Most common sightings are in Pembroke Ontario.
We thought we saw a Canadian snow monkey while hiking in Nidenes bush in Pembroke.
Canadian Snow monkey by La Roofier February 25, 2019

Snow Monkey 

White racist to black guy: "You're a n****r."

Black guy: "hahahaha, I'd rather be a n****r than a f**king snow monkey."
Snow Monkey by JohnDoe123abc March 16, 2013

Snow monkey 

Another term for wigger. More commonly associated with Staten Island white boys who believe themselves to be gangster. Typically seperated into tribes on the basis of the color of thier bubbles jackets. Also known for driving around with thier daddy's Mercedes and obnoxiously loud Nextel cell phones.
"Yo Bro! Don't piss me off or I'll holla at my boys on my Nextel"
Snow monkey by Anonymous January 14, 2005

Canadian snow monkey

A mythical creature found in the Ottawa valley/ Ontario Canada
We heard the cries of a Canadian snow monkey in Nidenes bush while hiking.
Canadian snow monkey by La Roofier February 25, 2019

Snow Monkey 

An Indian kid who puts a lot of sun screen on when he goes out side.
You see Rakish today, he was a total snow monkey.

Aseer the Indian boy, friends called him a snow monkey because he put a lot of sun screen before he went on his daily runs.
Snow Monkey by Barney McCain April 21, 2011

Snow Monkey 

A person of Eskimo decent; A "native Canadian".
Before the white man arrived, canada was populated with these "snow monkeys".